- President Barack Obama
Also, too…
“Even Sarah Palin is getting back into the game, guest hosting on The Today Show — which reminds me of an old saying: What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious… A little soy sauce.”
“Take Mitt Romney — he and I actually have a lot in common. We both think of our wives as our better halves, and polls show, to a alarmingly insulting extent, the American people agree. We also both have degrees from Harvard; I have one, he has two. What a snob.”
“I guess Governor Romney is feeling pretty good about things because he took a few hours off the other day to see The Hunger Games… a movie about people who court wealthy sponsors and then brutally savage each other until only one contestant is left standing. I’m sure this was a really good change of pace for him.”
Full Transcript of President’s Stand-Up Routine at White House Correspondents Dinner
(via destroythegop)
